Cats are shite. On my dash aaaaalllll the time.
Mon the dugs. Oh and there is more breeds than only pugs.
this was always me at school. A fuck? None did I give.
(Source: treehouseofhorror)
the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
“If that’s really the most traumatizing thing this guy has seen in his life…then he is one lucky motherfucker.”- Bruce Wayne, Played By Samuel L. Jackson
This makes me laugh every single time. The wee worker is shocked to the very core, its too funny man.
(Source: seizetonight)
Ive always thought Paul was outrageously handsome. I would have. Back then, not now…
(Source: dontpanicpond)
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