xkirstyxbx:

“A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water log stick will do just fine. A dog doesn’t care if your rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he’ll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?”

(Source: tippingthecup)

(Source: smmnthamrie)

theannieplanet:

jimcashfan:

“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”

I JUST LAGUHED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS

(Source: teenhumor)

neopreps:

a map of america drawn from memory

(Source: sahinboydas)

adriofthedead:

wickedmetalviking:

hotanimegirl:

did this broccoli just flip me off?

as you can clearly see, the broccoli thumb is extended, showing that the figure present is the broccoli index finger. he is trying to declare something scholarly

dude I think your broccoli is hitting on you

(Source: makemestfu)